Doorway Protection

Dear Neophyte,


My front door does not work; which make it akin to the false doors of tombs that Egyptians used to leave offerings at. I will use this somehow in my banishment of evil spirits.  Tricking them into going for the wrong door or whatnot, and getting locked outside my house. (Pictured: Egyptian False Door)

But as for my actual working door, I have done a bit of protection to it for several reasons.  First we have four friends who are treating our house like their own and wearing out their welcome.  They expect to come over when the sun has gone down, keep us up all night, eat several meals a day here (with no compensation) and then go home long enough to sleep before coming back to do it again.  


It's rude to go to someone else's house hungry, eat all their food and then tie them up entertaining you for hours and hours until you get hungry again and want more food.  To fix this I placed this sign on the back door.

Beware all Ye Who Enter Here!

House rules:

1. Our cats shed on anything they can climb on or into

2. Guests are responsible for feeding themselves

3. We tend to be early to bed and early to rise people

4. Call at least 30 min before dropping by

Along with this sigh I placed the following, which naturally has my door cluttered up, but I can deal with aesthetics latter: 

"No Trespassing" sign for the police (apparently this is needed to stop your basic civil rights from being violated without your consent)

"No Solicitations" for salesmen 

"Member of a Respectable Non-Cult Religion - No Conversion Seekers" for the JW and Mormons, this sign complete with a link to http://www.neopagan.net/ABCDEF.html 

I traced a triquatra in the air on the back of it and said something to the extend of:

"Let all ye enter here

who are friendly unto me,

Yet against all I stand

Who carry not my key."

Which is another bit of miss-matched poetry.  Then I smacked the door with my palm and imagined an invisible wall of blue coming up in the doorframe.  Kind of like a third door.  Its purpose was to keep people from entering the house that did not have a 'key'.  I.e. Burglars and ill wishers, bad spirits and negativity.  Basically anything that was not wanted.


I think this just about covered everything.  It's sad when your back door has to be covered with so many signs in order to get people to either leave you alone or behave as they should when not in their own home.


Salutations,
Sesh